Waffle Day: A day in which you celebrate waffles by forcing cake and cards upon your crush.

Essentiae thing: Anything all Essentiae do. Incest, insanity, makeup, delusions of grandeur, megalomainia, etc.

OD List: A list of things Dan has overdosed on.

Rubbing Alcohol: One of the aforementioned things.

The Matrix: The movie Ax thinks he is in

Dan being adorable: He is

Omit that D: Omitting D's since 1998

Random Bench: A random bench